I’ve been called a hipster enough times that I barely hear it anymore, but, c’mon people! If this is our next generation than crap, maybe it’s time to make Bill Nye The Science Guy cool again because these kids don’t know a thing. This was only the biggest news story for the past week. But then again, Passion Pit’s new album drops in a few days so maybe everyone’s too busy preparing for that to learn about an enormous scientific advancement? I think this just means scientists are the biggest hipsters of all, they totally knew about the Higgs Boson before we did.