You couldn’t mistake this college as any other because of its distinct colors. The Ducks always seem to be that cool college, with its football team constantly sporting new, fresh, top of the line uniforms. But its girls aren’t cool. Far from it, actually. You can’t compare them to the other side of the pillow, because they are hotter than the side you’re currently laying on.
Oregon Ducks uniforms aren’t the hottest thing in Eugene.